Batch 5

• Pakistan’s government re-stabilizes. India welcomes back its neighbor after 61 years of “teenage angst”.

• The moon’s recently stabilized atmosphere results in rising settler numbers. China plans to relocate booming pollution industry.

• “Made in China” becomes popular vernacular for "dangerous product". China bans internet searches of the word “China”.

• Report on easiest majors released. Communications students given extra credit for rebuttals submitted days prior to due date.

• Marijuana found to have several negative long term health effects. America takes harder line against possession. Jewish Zionist movement revitalized.