Batch 2

• First black president. NAACP suggest renaming the White House.

• Women’s wages finally equal men’s. Women’s life expectancy finally equals men’s.

• China’s economy surpasses America’s. South Korea, Japan, and Russia finally become friends.

• Populations soar and malnutrition rises. The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences posthumously awards Jonathon Swift the Nobel Prize in Economics.

• English slowly phases out, having been replaced by a simplified version of Chinese. Tupac’s posthumously compiled album Strictly 4 My C.H.I.G.G.A.Z. goes platinum in hours.

• Continents finally reform in a neo-Pangaean fashion. Israeli-Palestinian conflict escalates.

• Women proven to be worse drivers than men. The United States suffers a dire shortage of actuaries.

• Bible becomes second most famous book in history behind George W. Bush’s autobiography, “Everyone Makes Mistakes”.

• Physicists reconcile gravity and quantum mechanics. Flying cars proven impossible. Bicycles become standard form of transportation. The yo-yo makes a popular return among youngsters.

• 12 year old girl takes naked photos of herself and circulates among 7^th grade male classmates. Judicial system explodes.

• American economy enters second great depression. U.S. president rumored to have conducted secret talks with Germany.

• Cure to cancer found. Longer life expectancies raise the age for retirement. Job-related deaths skyrocket.

• Hair designers present avant-garde new styles. Donald Trump hailed as “ahead-of-his-time"