Batch 4

• Emergency oxygen masks replaced with a copy of the Bible on Korean Airlines. More people saved in case of emergency.

• America no longer a majority Caucasian country. Affirmative Action plants the seed for extreme socialism.

• The term politically correct becomes politically incorrect. California declares war on itself. African Americans still widely use the n-word when referencing each other.

• Evolution proven correct. Evangelicals establish the First Church of the Primate.

• Pluto reinstated as a planet. Rag shop sales of Styrofoam balls go through the roof.

• Tree upon which money grows discovered. Medical schools suffer dire shortage of applicants.